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I worry me.

Thirty minutes ago, I was cheerfully drinking beer, listening to live music and screwing around on the intertubes.

Then a bug landed on me.

"Oh," I said to myself. "A bug! I wonder what kind!"

I shifted to look at the bug on my shoulder.

The bug on my shoulder was not happy.

The bug on my shoulder bit me.

"Oh, holy fuck OW" I said to the entire cafe, who had turned to look at me like some kind of madman.

"Therewasabugonmeokay, I'm not GOOD with bugs." I excused myself to the ladies room to get the little biting fucker off of me.

Then I went back to my table, and visited my facebook.

While I was doing this, the bug, who had carefully avoided my frantic bathroom search, jumped off of my shoulder, onto my laptop, and started flipping around, caught in the maze of my keyboard.

"Awwwwr!" I said, my mood completely changed and cheerful, "You're a water boatman!"

Having identified my friend to family, I carefully let him go outside.

But first, I took a picture, so that I could always remember him.



And this is why I can't meet girls.

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forestfledgling
Jun. 16th, 2010 05:59 am (UTC)
d'awww. he's making cute puppy eyes. hard to believe he bit you...
megu
Jun. 16th, 2010 06:52 am (UTC)
Why the fuck was a water boatman on your shoulder, biting you?

Also... Oh, how I miss those big red eyes staring sightlessly at me...
crumpetsfortea
Jun. 16th, 2010 07:45 pm (UTC)
I don't know. It was traumatic. D:
blackbird_xiii
Jun. 16th, 2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
I'm with Meg. What the fuck was it doing in the cafe and not floating happily on water somewhere? Weird little bug...

Cute.
holyschist
Jun. 25th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
I imagine that would work quite well for a certain type of girl, actually.
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